dunce

Nov 14 2007, 01:17 PM

Seems that JD has the gloating rights on this one Foxy. :D

:P

JonDaly

Nov 14 2007, 01:13 PM

JJP Trophy Northern QF

13 / 11 / 2007

Carlisle Farmers 0 Stockport Champions 3

2007/08 JP Trophy winners Stockport County cruised into town with one thing in mind :

To ram the following qoutes right back down happyfoxyladys dispicable slanderous throat

Oct 14 “Your having a laugh!!! We'll hammer you “

Oct 14 “Our Defence is phenomenal JonDaly!! “

Oct 15 “You poor, poor soul, you REALLY do believe you can WIN this game don't you??

Sit at home alone and listen to the game on the radio, and least that way no-one will see you cry, when its all over!!
There's a love. “

Nov 13

“As for the game of football.....bye bye Stockport. “


After studying League 1 leaders Carlisle's recent form Stockport manager Sir James Gannon was cofident enough to field a virtual reserve side apart from first choicers Proudlock,Dickinson,Elding,Tansey,Owen,Logan,Mcneil and griffin that is.

Carlisle manager ( for how long though after that ? ) John Ward was obviously terrified by Stockports recent Cup pedigree and fielded his first choice X1

Left back Graham Danny shook off a slight dose of Dry Strone wallers ankle. His twin brother, centre half Carlton Danny made the starting X1 despite a recent case of pig rustlers back which caused him to miss the recent Cumbria Cup clash with Keswick & Ullswater Academicals.

From the kick off as expected Stockport totally dominated proceedings against the plucky but sadly outclassed simple Cumbrian folk. To be honest it was all getting a bit embarrassing for Carlisle so the 2 managers had a quick chat and decided that for the good of the game Stockport would allow Carlisle to dominate possession and have 21 shots on / off goal as well as 10 corners.

The plan worked well and the poor sad,deluded Carlisle fans even thought at half time that they had a chance of winning ! A chant of " Wemberley Wemberley we're the famous Carlisle City and we're going to Wemberley ( but only if it doesn't clash with the 12th annual Ambleside Tractor and Combine Harvester International Festival ) was quickly silenced when international class striker Adam Proudlock soon put a stop to that nonsense when he took on 12 Carlisle players and then blasted in a 55 yarder that gave Carlisle keeper Will Marc - Bridgkinson no chance.

Stockport County decided now to kill off the game. County winger Greg Tansey flew past Carlisle right back Paul Raven ( flew past raven HA HA Get it ??? Eh ?? ) and delivered a perfect pass for Matty Mcneil who scored with a 35 yard overhead kick. Anthony Elding wrapped up the game 5 minutes later with a curling free kick from just inside his own penalty area.

County took pity on the Cumbrians who were by now down to 7 men as 4 of their part time squad had to leave at 9:00 as it was the Final of the Borrowdale and District Quiz League. Club boffin Chris Lumsdon's team were in with an outside chance of finish 9th in the 12 team leage so Club boss and Cumbrian hero Michael Knighton was happy to let him and 3 others leave early on the condition that that they made up their time and played an extra 15 minutes in the next game.

Referee Tom Daly ( nothing suspicous about that name ) blew his whistle and finally put Carlisle out of their misery.

In a post match interview Carlisle manager Ron Ward said " That was the best footballing perforance I have ever witnessed in my 58 years on this planet. I can only apologize to happyfoxylady as she is going to some almighty stick off that Jon Daly "

Stockport manager Sir james gannon was qouted as saying " HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA "

happyfoxylady

Nov 14 2007, 04:45 PM

JonDaly

Nov 14 2007, 01:13 PM

JJP Trophy Northern QF

13 / 11 / 2007

Carlisle Farmers  0  Stockport Champions 3

2007/08 JP Trophy winners Stockport County cruised into town with one thing in mind :

To ram the following qoutes right back down happyfoxyladys dispicable slanderous throat

Oct 14 “Your having a laugh!!! We'll hammer you  “

Oct 14 “Our Defence is phenomenal JonDaly!! “

Oct 15 “You poor, poor soul, you REALLY do believe you can WIN this game don't you??

Sit at home alone and listen to the game on the radio, and least that way no-one will see you cry, when its all over!!
There's a love. “

Nov 13

“As for the game of football.....bye bye Stockport. “


After studying League 1 leaders Carlisle's recent form Stockport manager Sir James Gannon was cofident enough to field a virtual reserve side apart from first choicers Proudlock,Dickinson,Elding,Tansey,Owen,Logan,Mcneil and griffin that is.

Carlisle manager ( for how long though  after that ? ) John Ward was obviously terrified by Stockports recent Cup pedigree and fielded his first choice X1

Left back Graham Danny shook off a slight dose of Dry Strone wallers ankle. His twin brother, centre half Carlton Danny made the starting X1 despite a recent case of pig rustlers back which caused him to miss the recent Cumbria Cup clash with Keswick & Ullswater Academicals.

From the kick off as expected Stockport totally dominated proceedings against the plucky but sadly outclassed simple Cumbrian folk. To be honest it was all getting a bit embarrassing for Carlisle so the 2 managers had a quick chat and decided that for the good of the game Stockport would allow Carlisle to dominate possession and have 21 shots on / off goal as well as 10 corners.

  The plan worked well and the poor sad,deluded Carlisle fans even thought at half time that they had a chance of winning ! A chant of " Wemberley Wemberley we're the famous Carlisle City and we're going to Wemberley ( but only if it doesn't clash with the 12th annual Ambleside Tractor and Combine Harvester  International Festival ) was quickly silenced when international class striker Adam Proudlock soon put a stop to that nonsense when he took on 12 Carlisle players and then blasted in a 55 yarder that gave Carlisle keeper Will Marc - Bridgkinson no chance.

Stockport County decided now to kill off the game. County winger Greg Tansey flew past Carlisle right back Paul Raven ( flew past raven HA HA Get it ??? Eh ?? )  and delivered a perfect pass for Matty Mcneil who scored with a 35 yard overhead kick.  Anthony Elding wrapped up the game 5 minutes later with a curling free kick from just inside his own penalty area.

County took pity on the Cumbrians who were by now down to 7 men as 4 of their part time squad had to leave at 9:00 as it was the Final of the Borrowdale and District Quiz League. Club boffin Chris Lumsdon's team were in with an outside chance of finish 9th in the 12 team leage so Club boss and Cumbrian hero Michael Knighton was happy to let him and 3 others leave early on the condition that that they made up their time and played an extra 15 minutes in the next game.

Referee Tom Daly ( nothing suspicous about that name )  blew his whistle and finally put Carlisle out of their misery.

In a post match interview Carlisle manager Ron Ward said " That was the best footballing perforance I have ever witnessed in my 58 years on this planet. I can only apologize to happyfoxylady as she is going to some almighty stick off that Jon Daly "

Stockport manager Sir james gannon was qouted as saying " HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA "

Who's the imposter that logged on in my name!! :o

I wouldn't say such things!! :unsure:

Fantastic win for you though!! I can only imagine the PRIDE you must be feeling. :clapping:






Seriously JD, your a cracking writer!!