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| Topic Started: Oct 3 2008, 08:51 AM (1,449 Views) | |
| Barton | Oct 7 2008, 11:57 AM Post #166 |
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Would anyone object if I got a little crude for a second? |
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| CRAZY_STAG_IN_DERBY | Oct 7 2008, 11:58 AM Post #167 |
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<covers Wol's ears> |
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| CRAZY_STAG_IN_DERBY | Oct 7 2008, 12:01 PM Post #168 |
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Though not in the horse racing sense! :huh: |
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| owlie | Oct 7 2008, 12:02 PM Post #169 |
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You did ask ever so nicely Fink... <gets glass of water and fan ready> |
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| Barton | Oct 7 2008, 12:06 PM Post #170 |
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I've had a cigarette and thought better of it. New query: If you've been out having a cig (or a breath of fresh air for the non-smokers amongst us) and you see a traffic warden put a ticket on a car, then next time you're out notice that the ticket has blown down the road, do you put it back on the car as it's less if you pay early or ignore it because you don't want anyone thinking you're a busy body? |
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| owlie | Oct 7 2008, 12:08 PM Post #171 |
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I've got a feeling that question is in no way near as fun as the previously though of one... Bunno what I'd do actually. Given its a likely senario. Wardens lashing tickets out on this road all day long. |
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| CRAZY_STAG_IN_DERBY | Oct 7 2008, 12:11 PM Post #172 |
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I suppose you could pick the ticket up, put it in your pocket, and pay it when you got home. The supposed recipent would never need to know they even received a ticket - in an ideal world that is...... :( <dissapointed at lack of filth> |
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| Barton | Oct 7 2008, 12:15 PM Post #173 |
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The last one wasn't a question it was an observation. I chose the ignore option. Feel a bit guilty now though. |
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| owlie | Oct 7 2008, 12:17 PM Post #174 |
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Its all too easy to ignore in that situation. I think most people would. Leave a post it on the car, staying it blew off, but you couldn't chase it or something? As for the observation... I dread to think. |
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| Barton | Oct 7 2008, 12:18 PM Post #175 |
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I don't tend to carry post its about with me. The observation can be related if pushed, but you'll not be impressed. |
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| owlie | Oct 7 2008, 12:20 PM Post #176 |
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Write the note in the office, then run out and pop it undert he window wiper. Good karma galore. Fink, I'd fully expect to be horrified... Although I though from the the way the smilie conversation was panning out you were going to head down the classic male route of being the best. |
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| Barton | Oct 7 2008, 12:26 PM Post #177 |
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I am, but I wasn't. Hold on back in a sec office chat about lap dancing. |
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| owlie | Oct 7 2008, 12:31 PM Post #178 |
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Well of course you are... <holds on> Its all geraniums today. |
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| Barton | Oct 7 2008, 12:35 PM Post #179 |
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Lap dances. No can't. Not on a public forum. Sorry. Maybe on a pubic forum. |
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| CRAZY_STAG_IN_DERBY | Oct 7 2008, 12:38 PM Post #180 |
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<wonders what colour Mr C chose for his tiles> |
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