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Nine words women use...; I couldn't help but post this!
Topic Started: Dec 30 2007, 11:59 AM (424 Views)
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I had to post this because I couldn't help but laugh when I read it =P I'm sure you guys will like it too.

1: Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are Right and you need to shut up.

2: Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. This is the same five minutes that are left in a football game before a man can do chores around the house.

3: Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing, usually end in fine. ( refer to #1 for the meaning of Fine).

4: Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Do Not Do It!

5: *Loud Sigh*
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing).

6: That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants you to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7: Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8: Whatever
Is a women's way of saying ^#*@ You!

9: Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's Wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.


All you woman know its true and us guys who have run into stuff like this know its true too XD
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as a girl................................yeah this IS true nm! but i bet all guys,even when they read this,they cant say they know what woman is.women are complicated beings,right girls? hehe :P
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omg that's so true. i always say fine if i wanna shut a person up or say whatever if i really really can't stand him/her.
and that five mins thing hehehe i've used that alot of times ;)
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i agree too~!! that is soo true~
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theres also "go and study" by my mom
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haha thats great, totally true

nice kenji pic there arya
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thanks Demi XD

the easiest way to deal with a woman is just keep it simple XD
M: whats wrong?
W: nothing?
M: c'mon tell me?
W: it's really nothing
M: well see ya later XD bye

but woman or girls can be dangerous sometimes like this
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arggh, i think my mom's a tyrant
lets see
she also says:
go iron your clothes
help me cook rice
stop using the computer
go and sleep
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Jan 1 2008, 05:25 PM
arggh, i think my mom's a tyrant
lets see
she also says:
go iron your clothes
help me cook rice
stop using the computer
go and sleep

thats still considered normal i guess XD
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its just irritating. are u still living with ur mom?
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Hahah, true!

And also.. if you're going to go out with some friends, she say "go ahead" well, and after that, they say "enjoy with your friends" (I guess that means "die you bastard" )
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Jan 2 2008, 12:18 AM
Hahah, true!

And also.. if you're going to go out with some friends, she say "go ahead" well, and after that, they say "enjoy with your friends" (I guess that means "die you bastard" )

Muahahahahahahahahahaha XD
galls are always comparing herself with anything isn't it XD
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Hahaha, yes, but we can't help loving them hahah nothing to do about it :P
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Jan 2 2008, 12:18 AM
Hahah, true!

And also.. if you're going to go out with some friends, she say "go ahead" well, and after that, they say "enjoy with your friends"  (I guess that means "die you bastard" )

Muahahahahahahahahahaha XD
galls are always comparing herself with anything isn't it XD

hey this is so unfair...we gals have problems with guys too...

see this

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from a VILLAGE.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE u.

If u don't MAKE LOVE with him, he says u DON'T LOVE HIM;
If u DO, he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u DON'T, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE.

and i think that's so true, right guys? nm!
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