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ALYSSA! I've become a Subordinate!

"lonelymori"
 
Sledgehammer: I KILLLLLED HERRRRR *breath in and out*
Alyssa: ... no sh*t? DX obviously!! *fleeeeeeeeeee*


Guilty as I am for responding to one of the most brutal scenes in CT history that way... "no sh*t" is exactly what I thought the first time Sledge decided, after bashing in May's head right in front of Alyssa's horrified eyes, he needed to confirm he was responsible for her demise. :laugh:

I can't take credit for this one. A MSTie friend of mine came up with it after I pointed out how weird it was for Alyssa to do the exact opposite of what her mother's letter instructed:

Nancy: (writing) Alyssa, don't come home. I'm serious. If you come home, you'll die. I'm talking blood-on-the-walls, intestines on the Christmas tree slaughter if you do not stay at school. So please, whatever you do, DON'T COME HOME.

Alyssa: I think mom wants me to come home!

Nancy: ...okay, then... (tears up old letter, gets new piece of paper) Alyssa, come home right now. I'm serious. If you don't...
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