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Edgeworth's on the verge of Panicking

(tries her hand)

CTUSA:

(Helen, Ending E)

Helen: (Opens door, slams into wall) JENNIFER?!

Dan: DX MY FUCKING NOSE!

Helen: ...shit... (runs)
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CT: TFF

Lotte: ... big spooky mansion...

Jennifer: ... female heroines with suspciously sized breasts...

Anne: ...said female heroines all being jailbait...

Rolla: ...Blond villain...

Girls: *sigh* Yep. We're in Resident Evil, all right.
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CT:TSW

Bates: Who the hell are you?

Chair: *swirls around*

Bates: O.O CHUCK NORRIS?!

Chuck Norris: I don't have the wrong game... >> You just didn't read the script right.
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CT3

Alyssa: ... (carries a curtain with her)

Sledgehammer: RAAAR I'MMA DINOSAUR

Alyssa: *curtain right in the middle of the room*

Harry Potter: (comes in, takes curtain) There's my Invisibility Cloak! =D Now I just need to go save Ron from those BDSM clowns and I can go kill Voldy! *dancity*

Alyssa: ...this game makes about as much sense as the plot of Ultraviolet. (shakes head)

(stops now)
The Reasons Clock Tower And Resident Evil Can't Be Crossed Over:

1. Alyssa would pwn all the zombies.
2. Bobby would probably kill someone. It's his job.
3. Jennifer would solve the puzzles in minutes.
AND
4. Bates owns Wesker and that is that.

"I see number four as a perfectly good reason to make a crossover!"-Me

"Give me back my cow!" -My sister, upon having to chase me around the house to get back her stuffed plush... of a sheep. XD;;;
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