OtterVinn

Dec 2 2008, 02:47:53 PM

...I just died laughing. xD I think you summed up what I would give everyone... Though actually, I'd buy Alyssa expensive Adidas running shoes on her 14th Christmas, as well as running gear, and be like: "When you get back to school, you are going to run 40 laps around the track a night! Er... Just so you won't run slowly when your 15th birthday comes. Yeah... uh... where I come from, there's a superstition that if a girl can't run fast by her 15th birthday, she'll die by either hammer, acid, axe, scissor-blades, or magic-attacks. "