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| Topic Started: Nov 11 2007, 08:52:21 PM (447 Views) | |
| ReijiKido99 | Nov 11 2007, 08:52:21 PM Post #1 |
University Staff Housing - Landlord (Helen, pay the damn rent)
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...an American named Alyssa Jennifer Maxilton who is helping rebuild the poor villages of Africa and is currently in the process of building a new clock tower, but in order to complete the tower she must explore a cavern until she finds an ancient spell which will open a magical door unleashing her Rooder powers (which is actually her hidden personality called Batter McCorroder), which she must use to kill the local government agent called Dark Gentleman who is really a bounty hunter sent from an insane asylum in Japan to kill the legendary crocodile Gustave, and also he uses magical arrows to try to kill Alyssa but the village's local witchdoctor called Sci-Sor-Man grants Alyssa the power to teleport and at the very end she teleport-kicks the Dark Gentleman off of the clock tower into Gustave's mouth and then is finally able to finish the tower at last. And also she has a dog named Hewie. |
  i can is also jennifer's friendse now!? LOL LOTTE YOU TOMBOY. | |
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| Bobby | Nov 12 2007, 03:28:10 AM Post #2 |
dum dum
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You forgot her funny sidekick Clayton who is frightened of everything and serves no real purpose. |
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| KazeTaco | Nov 12 2007, 11:25:22 AM Post #3 |
DESHI.
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Yeah, and the fact that she and Clayton have a gratuitous sex scene. As she does with Gustave. And Sci-Sor-Man. And Dark Gentleman. And Hewie. |
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| Bobby | Nov 12 2007, 12:49:57 PM Post #4 |
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And Jesus (he has a small cameo) |
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| enigmaopoeia | Nov 12 2007, 11:30:53 PM Post #5 |
DOLPHINATSU WILL KILL U!
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ROFLMAO! This is gold! |
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| Goldie | Nov 13 2007, 12:41:41 AM Post #6 |
Mmm... Rubber~
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What about Mary Anne Laurotte? She doesn't make an appearance in this? And I thought Dorothy Rand was the witch doctor, but I guess I was wrong. |
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| ReijiKido99 | Nov 13 2007, 02:24:00 AM Post #7 |
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Mary Anne Laurotte is the town quiltist who is trying to birth baby twins but all her children have ended up deformed thus far, so she sacrifices them to Gustave. Dorothy was the witchdoctor in the script you read a while back, but she was re-written as Alyssa on-again off-again reporter girlfriend...I heard a rumor she was going to be played by Mo'nique. |
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| Bobby | Nov 13 2007, 06:20:18 AM Post #8 |
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Another character that was removed during the re-write was the mad ventriloquist Jacques Ferret Diabolique and his puppet Rat Face. He was going to give the lead character advise by appearing as a blue-semi-transparent ghost-apparition ala Obi Wan Kenobi but the actor slated to play the ventriloquist (50 Cent) said he more identified with the puppet Rat Face so now the puppet appears alone during these scenes. These mentoring scenes now appear slightly jarring since the lead characters dialog refers to lines originally to be spoken by the ventriloquist but is now only mouthed by the puppet. |
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| kyrtuck | Nov 24 2007, 09:51:20 PM Post #9 |
Party Pirate
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And don't forget the part where Gutsman and Doctor Octopus crush the oompa-loompa rebellion lead by Gannondorf |
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| Lime | Dec 1 2007, 05:00:37 PM Post #10 |
eye dee kay
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HEY, REIJI SHOULD MAKE THE MOVIE. =DDDDD He'd probably do a better job at it than the people in charge of it now. |
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| mmntw26 | Dec 2 2007, 11:41:34 AM Post #11 |
Because it's a confusing name.
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But then they had to turn around and get new writers after the 18th time, so now the movie will be featuring Xemnas ''Mansex'' and he will kill the Giant Purple People Eater. With torches and Holy Water....and a rubber duck... |
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| phobos | Dec 3 2007, 02:10:13 AM Post #12 |
Snip Snip
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And scissorman ends up being Willy Wonka, and then they become pirates! And go to a magical school for wizards! |
 
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| RetroScissorman | Dec 3 2007, 05:20:29 PM Post #13 |
Don't Fear the Retro
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Two thumbs down for Epic Movie. |
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| Josh Gecko | Dec 3 2007, 09:57:16 PM Post #14 |
 
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Ugh... Epic Movie... don't even get me started on that pile of steaming dog crap... |
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| alexinabox | Mar 9 2008, 01:04:40 PM Post #15 |
Alex In A Box
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That was completely unnecessary, but aha, good one. |
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