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| Topic Started: Nov 11 2008, 07:54:27 PM (3,555 Views) | |
| 123lealea | Nov 11 2008, 07:54:27 PM Post #1 |
 
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Why don't we find or make up the possible spoofs that CT could have made! 8D Scene where Alyssa finds Dennis in the dugon: Ralph: What’s it going to be? Leave Dennis or donate your heart to us? The clock is ticking! Alyssa: Dennis! Hey, wait a minute, that’s not my friend! Fuck this! *Leaves* Jemima: What? Then who the hell…? Ron: … Can I please go back to Hogwarts now? Ralph: Wrong red-head? Jemima: *Nods* Wrong red-head. Scene where dennis is kidnapped: *Ralph and Jemima teleport off with Dennis* Harry: Ron! Where have you been? We’re off to kill Voldemort! *Grabs Dennis and takes off on his broom* Dennis: HELP MEEEEEEE! Ralph: … Wrong castle? Jemima: *Nods* Wrong castle. Scene where Jennifer finds Laura: Jennifer: La....ura....? Bobby: *appears* Jennifer: OMG A FUGLY MIDGET WITH SCISSORS! MAAAAAAAARY!!!! *runs* Scene Where Jennifer is locked up with Simon: Simon: Fo...od.... Jennifer: *hands him strange meat* Simon:?? Jennifer: Don't worry! It's just the parrot! Enspired by my friend Sian. |
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| enigmaopoeia | Nov 11 2008, 08:07:58 PM Post #2 |
DOLPHINATSU WILL KILL U!
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This is very allowed! I just love the whole bit with Ralph going "Wrong ___?" And Jemima going, "Yep, wrong ___!" >V< I love the one with Laura/Bobby/Jennifer. Jennifer: "There's an ugly midget chasing me!!!" Mary: "THAT'S MY KID, YOU UNGRATEFUL DAUGHTER!" *STABS* |
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| 123lealea | Nov 11 2008, 08:11:41 PM Post #3 |
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^lol! SEE JENNIFER!? THATS WHAT U GET FOR MESSING WITH MARYS KIDS! Scene Alyssa in Choppers area in the workers Corrider: Clyde: o3o Alyssa:...*sprinkles holy water on Clyde* Clyde: *sizzles* X3X Chopper: *brusts in* YOU CAN'T GET-CLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDE!!!! OAO Alyssa: O_O! *runs* |
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Sig by Mori!!!! (Best big sis ever!!!!) Set aside the call of silence, In the race of so long. Take me down, please can I feel you? My lil' bloodred ridin' hood. | |
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| KazeTaco | Nov 12 2008, 02:54:03 AM Post #4 |
DESHI.
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... Who's Clyde? The fish? |
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| enigmaopoeia | Nov 12 2008, 03:05:53 AM Post #5 |
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Yeah, 123lealea names that fish in Chopper's stage Clyde. >V< |
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| lonelymori | Nov 12 2008, 06:27:12 AM Post #6 |
 
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LOL XD this is fun Lea! ALYSSA you killed me little bro fishy OAO; "I didn't know that Cylde could die from Holy Water o-O" .. CYLDE IS HIDDEN SUBORDINATE ?!?!?!!!!!! Scene where Sledgehammer first meet Alyssa: Sledgehammer: I KILLLLLED HERRRRR *breath in and out* Alyssa: ... no sh*t? DX obviously!! *fleeeeeeeeeee* sorry was short and lame XD but always make fun of him when he say "I killed her" very proudly Edited by lonelymori, Nov 12 2008, 06:30:08 AM.
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| JBurroughs | Nov 12 2008, 12:16:36 PM Post #7 |
ALYSSA! I've become a Subordinate!
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Guilty as I am for responding to one of the most brutal scenes in CT history that way... "no sh*t" is exactly what I thought the first time Sledge decided, after bashing in May's head right in front of Alyssa's horrified eyes, he needed to confirm he was responsible for her demise. :laugh: I can't take credit for this one. A MSTie friend of mine came up with it after I pointed out how weird it was for Alyssa to do the exact opposite of what her mother's letter instructed: Nancy: (writing) Alyssa, don't come home. I'm serious. If you come home, you'll die. I'm talking blood-on-the-walls, intestines on the Christmas tree slaughter if you do not stay at school. So please, whatever you do, DON'T COME HOME. Alyssa: I think mom wants me to come home! Nancy: ...okay, then... (tears up old letter, gets new piece of paper) Alyssa, come home right now. I'm serious. If you don't... |
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| lonelymori | Nov 12 2008, 06:26:56 PM Post #8 |
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Thats true XD she did exactly the opposite of what her mother said, you should have listen to your mum Alyssa! |
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| Lime | Nov 12 2008, 06:59:46 PM Post #9 |
eye dee kay
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That's absolutely beautiful. ;w; Your friend must be an excellent MSTie! |
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| enigmaopoeia | Nov 12 2008, 07:05:03 PM Post #10 |
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LOL! That is how I felt when I saw the opening scene to Clock Tower 3. I was like, "Wait, Alyssa you're going to your mum's house when she SPECIFICALLY SAID not to go. Wow, no wonder she kicked you out of the house when she did!" |
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| Tofu | Nov 12 2008, 08:52:55 PM Post #11 |
Edgeworth's on the verge of Panicking
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(tries her hand) CTUSA: (Helen, Ending E) Helen: (Opens door, slams into wall) JENNIFER?! Dan: DX MY FUCKING NOSE! Helen: ...shit... (runs) --- CT: TFF Lotte: ... big spooky mansion... Jennifer: ... female heroines with suspciously sized breasts... Anne: ...said female heroines all being jailbait... Rolla: ...Blond villain... Girls: *sigh* Yep. We're in Resident Evil, all right. --- CT:TSW Bates: Who the hell are you? Chair: *swirls around* Bates: O.O CHUCK NORRIS?! Chuck Norris: I don't have the wrong game... >> You just didn't read the script right. --- CT3 Alyssa: ... (carries a curtain with her) Sledgehammer: RAAAR I'MMA DINOSAUR Alyssa: *curtain right in the middle of the room* Harry Potter: (comes in, takes curtain) There's my Invisibility Cloak! =D Now I just need to go save Ron from those BDSM clowns and I can go kill Voldy! *dancity* Alyssa: ...this game makes about as much sense as the plot of Ultraviolet. (shakes head) (stops now) |
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The Reasons Clock Tower And Resident Evil Can't Be Crossed Over: 1. Alyssa would pwn all the zombies. 2. Bobby would probably kill someone. It's his job. 3. Jennifer would solve the puzzles in minutes. AND 4. Bates owns Wesker and that is that. "I see number four as a perfectly good reason to make a crossover!"-Me "Give me back my cow!" -My sister, upon having to chase me around the house to get back her stuffed plush... of a sheep. XD;;; | |
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| 123lealea | Nov 12 2008, 10:30:47 PM Post #12 |
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ENSPIRED BY A FRIEND! What would it be like if Alyssa and Alessa swapped places? Dahlia: You will birth god! Alyssa: … Uh… *Nothing happens* Dahlia: What is this madness?! Vince: Well, I guess this CRAZY BITCH is screwed now! *stabby-rip stab-stab* Aw, she stabbed me anyway… T.T *With Alessa* Stalkers: DIIIIIE, ALESSA! Alessa: … *DARK POWERS, ATTACK!* Sledgy: … I… I KILLED A LITTLE GIRL! Corroder: MOMMY? MOMMY! Chopper: … I JUST WANTED TO LOVE HER! Scissortwins: Uh… We were always evil, so… *Attacks* Heather: Nobody harms my psycho past-self! *Goes shotgun-styles on their asses* Scissortwins: THIS BLOWS! |
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Sig by Mori!!!! (Best big sis ever!!!!) Set aside the call of silence, In the race of so long. Take me down, please can I feel you? My lil' bloodred ridin' hood. | |
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| OtterVinn | Nov 13 2008, 08:09:57 AM Post #13 |
Hetalia - France = <3
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Corroder: Want to join them? I hear the acid's lovely....... Me: Yeah, I'll decide whether it's lovely or not when I'm doused in acid and burning to death, kthx. |
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ねえねえパパワインちょうだい, ねえねえまま, ねえねえまま, 昔に食べたボロネエゼの, あの味が忘れられないんだ! 丸かいて地球, 丸かいて地球, 丸かいて地球, 僕ヘタリア ああ、一筆で 見えるすばらしい世界 長靴で乾杯だ ヘタリア! | |
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| 123lealea | Nov 13 2008, 08:22:53 AM Post #14 |
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Chopper: You're going to die by my hand girl! Alyssa: Oh, I thought I'd die by your axes, since, well, you are Chopper. Chopper:....... Alyssa: But if your going to strangle me..........*runs like a mad* Chopper: Wait, what!? get back here! Dorothy: Your mother may have dicky eyes- Albert: Hehe, dick..... Dorothy: *hits with cane* ALBERT! >8O Albert: T-T |
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Sig by Mori!!!! (Best big sis ever!!!!) Set aside the call of silence, In the race of so long. Take me down, please can I feel you? My lil' bloodred ridin' hood. | |
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| enigmaopoeia | Nov 13 2008, 11:28:57 AM Post #15 |
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Oh God, Dorothy's line with the dicky eyes always get to me. Then again, I take the meaning literally... :bricked: Alyssa: *hears banging at her window* !! Must be Dennis! *opens curtains* Sledgehammer: ALYYYYYSSSSSAAAAA! Alyssa: *closes curtains* ... Rinda: Dennis!! Dennis: Oh sis, I'm so happy to see you again! Janis: Yeah, right! I'm not really Rinda, I'm really the Scissor Woman! Let's have fun, Dennis! Dennis: !! You're not my sister! Janis: Duh. Dennis: ... so if I started to have a crush on you, it wouldn't be like unknowingly incestuous? Janis: ... |
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