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CLOCK TOWER SPOOFS!; What spoofs could have happened?
Topic Started: Nov 11 2008, 07:54:27 PM (3,585 Views)
OtterVinn	Feb 24 2009, 06:18:12 PM Post #136
Hetalia - France = <3 Posts: 552 Group: Newspaper Reporter Member #324 Joined: 11/02/08 Gender: Female ♀	giggle Sledgey: III KILLLED HERRR.... Alyssa: Hold on a second. Guilty until proven innocent. :P
	ねえねえパパワインちょうだい, ねえねえまま, ねえねえまま, 昔に食べたボロネエゼの, あの味が忘れられないんだ! 丸かいて地球, 丸かいて地球, 丸かいて地球, 僕ヘタリアああ、一筆で見えるすばらしい世界長靴で乾杯だヘタリア!


Han Hyuga	Feb 25 2009, 06:52:26 AM Post #137
Posts: 936 Group: Detective Member #344 Joined: 11/17/08 Gender: Male ♂	Ha ha! Nice one Lea and Vinnie! I'd beat my head against the wall if they ever butchered the characters like that. And Vinnie, Sledgy just pleaded guilty right there, didn't he? :tongue: -- Dennis: Alyssa, don't worry. All of the clovers will be found in time, you have to believe me! Alyssa: Yes... You're right. Dennis: Yes! And don't forget you can count on me to do anything to help you. Alyssa: Really? Dennis: Sure! Sledgy: RRRRRRRRRRAAGGGGGHHHH!!!! Dennis: AGHHHHH!!!! Alyssa, you're on your own! Dennis runs away like a little girl. Alyssa: :angry:
	Many thanks to Mori for making this sig and avatar for me! <3


OtterVinn	Feb 25 2009, 09:40:42 AM Post #138
Hetalia - France = <3 Posts: 552 Group: Newspaper Reporter Member #324 Joined: 11/02/08 Gender: Female ♀	No no! If you think like the typical British police officer of today (this is a joke with my dad), May could quite have easily sustained that head-wound from a vase that fell off a shelf. :P
	ねえねえパパワインちょうだい, ねえねえまま, ねえねえまま, 昔に食べたボロネエゼの, あの味が忘れられないんだ! 丸かいて地球, 丸かいて地球, 丸かいて地球, 僕ヘタリアああ、一筆で見えるすばらしい世界長靴で乾杯だヘタリア!


Han Hyuga	Feb 26 2009, 06:49:07 AM Post #139
Posts: 936 Group: Detective Member #344 Joined: 11/17/08 Gender: Male ♂	Actually Vinnie I think it would be more like Sledgy manages to sue the Nortons for leaving all that broken glass around the front room. I mean poor Sledgy could have easily slipped and cut himself!
	Many thanks to Mori for making this sig and avatar for me! <3


OtterVinn	Feb 26 2009, 01:16:35 PM Post #140
Hetalia - France = <3 Posts: 552 Group: Newspaper Reporter Member #324 Joined: 11/02/08 Gender: Female ♀	Han Hyuga Feb 26 2009, 06:49:07 AM Actually Vinnie I think it would be more like Sledgy manages to sue the Nortons for leaving all that broken glass around the front room. I mean poor Sledgy could have easily slipped and cut himself! Yes! Why should he have to burden our free healthcare system? :0
	ねえねえパパワインちょうだい, ねえねえまま, ねえねえまま, 昔に食べたボロネエゼの, あの味が忘れられないんだ! 丸かいて地球, 丸かいて地球, 丸かいて地球, 僕ヘタリアああ、一筆で見えるすばらしい世界長靴で乾杯だヘタリア!


Han Hyuga	Feb 27 2009, 07:23:13 AM Post #141
Posts: 936 Group: Detective Member #344 Joined: 11/17/08 Gender: Male ♂	Alright! Speaking of Sledgy I have a new thought... -- Sledgy has May cornered against her bedroom door which is locked, she creams with fear as Sledgy raises his hammer and smashes it down on her head, she stumbles out the door and drops to the floor at the top of the staircase. Alyssa runs up to her and kneels down in front of her. Alyssa: Oh my god! May, are you alright? May: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-Uma ma mao um a um a ma mao May jumps up and starts dancing with Sledgy. May & Sledgy: Well... Everybody's heard about the bird Bird bird bird, bird is the word Bird bird bird, bird is the word Well everybody's heard about the bird Yeah everybody's heard about the bird Everybody's heard about the bird Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na Don't you know about the bird? Well everybody's heard about the bird! Alyssa: What... The... Fuck...
	Many thanks to Mori for making this sig and avatar for me! <3


Chibi Scissorwoman	Mar 4 2009, 09:54:52 PM Post #142
Slice and dice! Posts: 315 Group: Granite Orphan Member #365 Joined: 01/22/09 Gender: Female ♀	LMAOOOOO, Han :D boss battle sequence Sledgehammer Victims: 26 Alyssa: I choose you! Pikachu! Pikachu pops out Pikachu: Pika! Pika pikachu! Sledgehammer: ...
	Thank you Mori!!! I love you!!!


OtterVinn	Mar 5 2009, 03:52:14 AM Post #143
Hetalia - France = <3 Posts: 552 Group: Newspaper Reporter Member #324 Joined: 11/02/08 Gender: Female ♀	Alyssa: (walks past a statue of Colonel KFC) STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND GRANDPA!
	ねえねえパパワインちょうだい, ねえねえまま, ねえねえまま, 昔に食べたボロネエゼの, あの味が忘れられないんだ! 丸かいて地球, 丸かいて地球, 丸かいて地球, 僕ヘタリアああ、一筆で見えるすばらしい世界長靴で乾杯だヘタリア!


lonelymori	Mar 5 2009, 04:53:36 PM Post #144
Posts: 422 Group: Newspaper Reporter Member #323 Joined: 11/01/08 Gender: Female ♀	ROFL XD am liking yours fellas OtterVinn that was so bloody random >w< <3 mmm this one a little tiny naughty, CT3: Ralph: iiiiiiiiiiiits show time! AHHHHHHHHHH falls into the ground Alyssa: phew that was close.. whats written here.. Ralph: climbing .. hehe hello kitty fan much? Alyssa: what hello.. HEY >//< Inspiration from Clock Tower 3... Han HYUGA Style lol
	Don't be afraid, Alyssa....


Han Hyuga	Mar 5 2009, 06:17:39 PM Post #145
Posts: 936 Group: Detective Member #344 Joined: 11/17/08 Gender: Male ♂	LOL! That one made me nearly choke on my drink, Mori! Just a pretty lame one I thought of earlier... On clear mode... Sledgy: I KILLED HER! Alyssa: Ahhhh! Oh my god, run away! Sledgy: Alyssa, you're mine now! Alyssa: Wait, didn't you have a hammer a second ago?
	Many thanks to Mori for making this sig and avatar for me! <3


OtterVinn	Mar 5 2009, 06:47:27 PM Post #146
Hetalia - France = <3 Posts: 552 Group: Newspaper Reporter Member #324 Joined: 11/02/08 Gender: Female ♀	Oh lol. Since pantomime season is drawing to a close... Sledgey: III KILLED HER!!! Alyssa (and audience): OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Sledgey: OH YES I DID!!! Alyssa (and audience): OH NO YOU DIDN'T! God I love our stupid British traditions. ;w;
	ねえねえパパワインちょうだい, ねえねえまま, ねえねえまま, 昔に食べたボロネエゼの, あの味が忘れられないんだ! 丸かいて地球, 丸かいて地球, 丸かいて地球, 僕ヘタリアああ、一筆で見えるすばらしい世界長靴で乾杯だヘタリア!


ChocolateChipCookieLover	Mar 6 2009, 03:06:24 PM Post #147
Posts: 176 Group: Granite Orphan Member #301 Joined: 08/31/08 Gender: Female ♀	Okay I'm gonna try my hand at this.. Here goes nothing! Okay, this is post first fear, pre USA Back at the Granite Orphanage..... Kay: Okay kids, It's career day once again! But before we bring in our guest speakers, let's hear about the careers you kids are interested in ^-^ Edward, what about you? What do you wanna be when you grow up? Edward: A hitman. ^-^ Kay: o_o... A... a hitman..? Edward: That's right ^-^ Kay: Edward...do you know what a hitman does....? Edward: Yeah! A hitman is a dude who's asked by some private contractor or government big wig to kill a certain somebody! It doesn't even stop there! They even get paid for it! It's my dream job :biggrin: Kay: O_o..... Okay!... umm... Next person! Edited by ChocolateChipCookieLover, Mar 6 2009, 03:07:59 PM.



lonelymori	Mar 6 2009, 04:15:22 PM Post #148
Posts: 422 Group: Newspaper Reporter Member #323 Joined: 11/01/08 Gender: Female ♀	You just can't have enough of Sledgehammer "I KILLED HER" jokes lol and its true! first time I played CT3 on hardmode was wondering what is that Morris is holding looks different XD Edward dont want to be a Scissorman anymore he wants to be a hitman , nice one hehe Ok this is CTFF..maybe: Jennifer: Ann Ann: JEENNIIIFER HELP DX you know I can't swim! oppp ~ Jennifer: ....... "few minutes later" Ann jumps from the pool with scissors: Ann: why you didn't help me D8< you just stand there doing nothing but looking at me while am drowning! Jennifer: No no I wanted to help you but I can't swim either D: Ann: you shall suffer the same! And this turned Ann into a subordinate... oh wait that is CT3 cough XP want to know what happened to Bobby? well he become a spirit lurking around the Barrows mansion and waiting for someone to get his scissors back. Ok there are some ideas took it from CT3 XD
	Don't be afraid, Alyssa....


JBurroughs	Mar 7 2009, 01:15:09 PM Post #149
ALYSSA! I've become a Subordinate! Posts: 404 Group: Newspaper Reporter Member #28 Joined: 12/17/06 Gender: Female ♀	Jemima: Give us your heart so we can create a new Entity! Hahahahaha! Alyssa: Okay! Fine! It was supposed to be for me, but I guess Dennis's life is more important! Ralph and Jemima wait in anticipation, rubbing their hands together and sharpening their blades... at least, until Alyssa pulls out a red-foil-wrapped heart-shaped box of chocolates with a big tag reading: TO ALYSSA FROM HAROLD XOXO. They stare as she sulkily hands it to them. Alyssa: You could at least have the decency to save me one. ;_;



Han Hyuga	Mar 9 2009, 06:26:31 AM Post #150
Posts: 936 Group: Detective Member #344 Joined: 11/17/08 Gender: Male ♂	Han is watching TV late at night all on his own, the lights are off and only the TV illuminates his face. Suddenly Sledgehammer bursts into the room. Sledgy: ALYSSSSSSAAAAAAAA! Han: Dammit! That's the second time I've been mistaken for a girl! -- Jennifer walks into a room that looks like a deadend, suddenly the box starts shaking and bumping around. Jennifer gasps and roots to the spot in fear as it shakes around, what the hell was inside it? ... Jennifer: Oh god... The box starts shaking more furiously. Jennifer: ... The box starts bouncing around loads until it stops. Bobby: ... Jennifer... Please take the ductape off the top. :(
	Many thanks to Mori for making this sig and avatar for me! <3


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