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CLOCK TOWER SPOOFS!; What spoofs could have happened?
Topic Started: Nov 11 2008, 07:54:27 PM (3,583 Views)
123lealea Mar 9 2009, 12:17:48 PM Post #151
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Han Hyuga
Mar 9 2009, 06:26:31 AM
Han is watching TV late at night all on his own, the lights are off and only the TV illuminates his face. Suddenly Sledgehammer bursts into the room. Sledgy: ALYSSSSSSAAAAAAAA! Han: Dammit! That's the second time I've been mistaken for a girl!
Awwww, but Han! You make a better looking girl then Alyssa! :D *holy water'd*

Alyssa: *recives a box* What the...? *reads Label*

Says: To Alyssa, from DCJ.
Ps. Your hair is horrible.

Alyssa: *Opens it to find new outfits and extents* What the hell?!
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Sig by Mori!!!! (Best big sis ever!!!!)

Set aside the call of silence,
In the race of so long.
Take me down, please can I feel you?
My lil' bloodred ridin' hood.
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Han Hyuga Mar 10 2009, 06:04:47 AM Post #152
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 Uhmmm... I don't quite know how to take that, Lea! :laugh:

Coco is chasing Alyssa and he won't let up, deciding to try and get some temporary cover, Alyssa decides to hide in the outhouse at the bottom of the stairs, she opens the door to see Sledgy sitting on it with his trousers round his ankles, reading a newspaper.

Sledgy: D'you mind?!

Alyssa: What? Wait, how come you're HERE?

Sledgy: May's house and the Victoria Hall don't have toilets for SOME reason. So I have to come here, as a matter of fact most of the subordinates do.

Alyssa turns around to see the rest of them standing in a line, moaning that Sledgy is taking too long.

Ralph: Aggh! Come on, I'm bursting!

Chopper: ALWAYS Sledgehammer, does he have a shave as well?

Jemima: We need to get our own ones...
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Many thanks to Mori for making this sig and avatar for me! <3
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The Scissorman Cometh Mar 10 2009, 07:46:37 PM Post #153
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 Creepy voice on telephone: You will die in seven seconds...
Laura: (on armory telephone) Um, don't you mean seven DAYS?
Creepy voice on telephone: No, considering that there's a crazy woman with a knife standing right behind you.
Laura:...O_O;;;

(You probably won't get this one unless you've seen The Ring. XD)
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Han Hyuga Mar 11 2009, 05:37:06 AM Post #154
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 Linda leans out of the window.

Linda: Dennis, where are you?

Dennis: 'Sis!

Linda: Dennis! Oh my god I haven't seen you in ages! Let me-

Linda leans too far and falls out the window, shes laysing as a broken mess ont he floor. Alyssa and Dennis run over to her.

Dennis: Oh no! 'Sis are you alright?!

Ralph suddenly comes out the front door.

Ralph: Argh! Well done, Jemima, now you've just ruined our entrance!

Linda turns into Jemima.

Jemima: Sorry, Ralph. :(

Ralph: Agh, come on, let's go and get you fixed up, i'll make you some hot chocolate.

Alyssa: Uhhhh...

Ralph: Oh yeah, taking Dennis with us, bye bye.

He grabs Dennis and all three of them disappear.

Alyssa: Dennis! Dennis... You three could have at least taken me along you BASTARDS! I wanted some hot chocolate!
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Many thanks to Mori for making this sig and avatar for me! <3
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