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| Topic Started: Nov 11 2008, 07:54:27 PM (3,586 Views) | |
| lonelymori | Nov 13 2008, 04:43:32 PM Post #16 |
 
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LOL XD ! Man that scene with Helen's ending creeps me off, but now I dont think would be afraid of it anymore thanks Tofu X3 Ah! Albert did have a bad thought too >X3 hehe LMAO so ahem here we go >o< CTFF: Jennifer: *opens the closet* HOLY SH*T what... is this a corpse... a..a zombie??? OAO Corpse: You know your lucky cause your at SNES program, if you was at the PlayStation console you will see me chasing you. Jennifer: ooh... now.. what shall I do? Corpse: just close the closet and go wondering around. Jennifer: ok, thanks for the information. *wonder if someone will get this stupid joke XD* CT3 Ralph: I have a present for you.. Alyssa: REALLY <3 8D aww you shouldn't have... Ralph: O///o; .. Edited by lonelymori, Nov 13 2008, 04:44:16 PM.
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| 123lealea | Nov 13 2008, 04:56:01 PM Post #17 |
 
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How Ralph and Jemima REALLY died: Ralph: *smoking pot* OooOoOoh, I feel like...like...like.....I'm free..... Jemima: *totally stoned* I know what you mean Ronald...... Ralph: I thought I was, like Rudy or something, Jennifer....... Jemima: I thought I was....a logo for a syrup company.......... Ralph: Whut....? Jemima:.......*dead* Ralph: Hahahaha-*dead* Well they were STONED to death, kids this is why you don't do drugs. You die and become a evil being and kill a sh*t load of people. Bates: Who the hell are you? Shannon: I'm Shannon. Bates: Thats not what I meant. Shannon: Then what exactly did you mean? Bates:.... Shannon: *shoots him* Idiot..... WTF bates? |
 Sig by Mori!!!! (Best big sis ever!!!!) Set aside the call of silence, In the race of so long. Take me down, please can I feel you? My lil' bloodred ridin' hood. | |
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| enigmaopoeia | Nov 13 2008, 05:01:13 PM Post #18 |
DOLPHINATSU WILL KILL U!
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GOD, I LOVED THAT SCENE WITH BATES AND SHANNON! I bet Bates fell on his own face after that response from Shannon! ^^;; That is what you asked her, you dolt! And "stoned to death" = WIN. |
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| lonelymori | Nov 13 2008, 05:02:29 PM Post #19 |
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OMG XD was going to comment about that clips between Bates and Shannon damn it Mr. Bates what on the earth you are talking about you confusing us f[>.< LOL XD woow Ralphy and J were doing all this talk while being stoned OwO good one sis <3 |
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| makoto140 | Nov 13 2008, 08:35:15 PM Post #20 |
Forum Zombie Animu Girl
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Oh gosh, you guys are funny!! *was laughing* I especially like Ralph and Jemima being stoned and Enig's one about Sledgehammer being behind the window . . XD (I think that's funny because that's definitely what you expect the first time you play!) In CT3: Sledgehammer: ALYSSA!! Bates: *turns around with evil look and deep voice* Who the hell are you? Sledgehammer: o___o; Errr, sorry, wrong Alyssa . . *RUNS* In CT2(USA): Nolan: *walks in the room in Rick's house* HOLY SHI- SKIZZORMAN! Scissorman: SHHHHH!!! Wait a minute! My favorite part's coming up! *watching TV in rocking chair* Nolan: . . . . . . *walks out* Scissorman: . . . . Goddammit *gets up and chases* In CTGH: Alyssa: *walks out of the room that had Kaplan* AHHH!! First zombies, now there's ghosts?! What do I do?! Alyssa Hamilton: *charges in* Well first you gotta find their sentimental item . . Alyssa: Who are you? o_O Shannon: I'm not a ghost, you idiots!! *smacks* (Mine are lame. XD; Sorry!) |
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| OtterVinn | Nov 15 2008, 07:34:15 PM Post #21 |
Hetalia - France = <3
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Mary: Here we are, girls! Go into the main foyer and make yourselves comfortable. *girls go to the table* Hehe... *Mary takes out a ring of keys and quickly locks all the bolts and keyholes that the front door seems to have a lot of, and also retina-scans her eye, when the door creaks, announcing it is now sealed shut* |
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ねえねえパパワインちょうだい, ねえねえまま, ねえねえまま, 昔に食べたボロネエゼの, あの味が忘れられないんだ! 丸かいて地球, 丸かいて地球, 丸かいて地球, 僕ヘタリア ああ、一筆で 見えるすばらしい世界 長靴で乾杯だ ヘタリア! | |
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| Terragal | Nov 15 2008, 07:40:22 PM Post #22 |
 
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Okay, this is gonna be bad, but... Dennis: Alyssa! Get me off of this thing! Alyssa: *see's Dennis* Oh really, Dennis? You look like your having fun Bad, yes... Dennis: Alyssa! Get me off of this thing! Alyssa: Can I join you? |
 Zombie Effron... who woulda funk? THE BUNNIES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!... let's save the manga. | |
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| 123lealea | Nov 15 2008, 07:48:58 PM Post #23 |
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Ralph: How dare you kill my sister! Alyssa: It was him. *points to Dennis* Dennis: O_o *Ralph Jumps over to Alyssa* Ralph: Nice to meet you Alyssa, you have some remarkable powers! Alyssa: OMG the circus is here! 8D Dennis: REALLY!? 8D R & J: =___=U Sledgehammer: *lifting weights* This blows! Corroder: *shooting acid at Lion* BAD SIMBA! BAD!!! Chopper: *juggling* Why?! Ralph and Jemima: *doing stunts and back flips on very narrows tight rope* THIS ISN'T FAIR! God: Deal with it! Your punishment for hunderds of years is working at the Circus! Subordinates: DAMN IT! XD |
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Sig by Mori!!!! (Best big sis ever!!!!) Set aside the call of silence, In the race of so long. Take me down, please can I feel you? My lil' bloodred ridin' hood. | |
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| lonelymori | Nov 15 2008, 07:54:24 PM Post #24 |
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ROFL XDDDD I thought only Ralph and Jemima would be in circus what the Chopper is juggling xD? oh wait... this is their HELL!!!! XD LOL more more more spoooooofs! 8D |
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| kyrtuck | Nov 15 2008, 08:45:40 PM Post #25 |
Party Pirate
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I'm probably the only one who will understand this: *Corroder comes in* *Dorothy and a random monkey pull out guns* Corroder: NOOOOOO! NOT AGAIN! And this one's just lame: *Ivy comes in* Lord Burroughs: Come to me, my child... |
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| victim | Nov 16 2008, 08:03:07 AM Post #26 |
Can't you see I'm panicked? Just look at the background
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Alyssa: "Uncle Philip, Aunt Katherine, it's Alyssa" Uncle Philip: "[] [] [] [] [] [] []" Aunt Katherine: " [] [] [] [] []?" Uncle Philip: " [] [] [] [] [] []!!!" Alyssa: Oh no! I'm in the Japanese version! |
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| 123lealea | Nov 16 2008, 10:21:09 AM Post #27 |
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What I wished happened..... Alyssa: THIS IS THE LAST ONE! *aims arrow* Chopper: *pinned by six arrows, struggle* Alyssa: TRY THIS! *shoots* *PING!* Chopper:..... Alyssa: O_O Damn it. Chopper: *looks back to see the arrow barely missed him* PHEW! I actually thought that got me! ^o^ I am apart of CT! I SWEAR! I'M THE CHARACTER NO ONE SAW! Chopper: Prepare to die! *raises axes* Alyssa: Ahhhhhh-.........O/////O Chopper: Huh-*looks down* WHERE THE F**K ARE MY PANTS!? *far away* Me: Hehehe! I finally got his bondage pants! Kinji Fukasaku's ghost: Hey! What are you doing here!? Me: Huh? I swear I'm apart of CT! Fukasaku: Yeah right! Get outta here you crazy fangirl! Me: Can I keep the pants? Fukasaku: NO. Me: T_T |
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Sig by Mori!!!! (Best big sis ever!!!!) Set aside the call of silence, In the race of so long. Take me down, please can I feel you? My lil' bloodred ridin' hood. | |
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| Terragal | Nov 16 2008, 11:00:12 AM Post #28 |
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Hm, you must fancy the pants off of Chopper Bad pun, lol. Twas funny! Corroder: Wanna join them? I hear the Acid's lovely Alyssa: Hey that's my shower head! Corroder: *stares at shower head* No it isn't! Alyssa: Yes it is! It has a picture of Elton John on it! Corroder: *see's picture* Oh yeah... Alyssa: HOLY WATER! Corroder: Ah!!!! Alyssa: May the power of Christ compell you, idiot! Bad, yes. |
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Zombie Effron... who woulda funk? THE BUNNIES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!... let's save the manga. | |
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| lonelymori | Nov 16 2008, 11:14:27 AM Post #29 |
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Kinji Fukasaku died? >.< didn't know RIP HEY XDDDD LMAO oh my god that was funny and SO you! lucky Alyssa got to see his hidden tattoos DX< |
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| 123lealea | Nov 16 2008, 11:30:20 AM Post #30 |
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Corroder: ALYSSA! I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOU! *about to body slam her* Alyssa: O_O! *dodges* REJECTED! *throws holy water* Corroder: *sizzling* DAMN IT! ToT |
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Sig by Mori!!!! (Best big sis ever!!!!) Set aside the call of silence, In the race of so long. Take me down, please can I feel you? My lil' bloodred ridin' hood. | |
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