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| Topic Started: Dec 2 2008, 10:01:49 AM (497 Views) | |
| Han Hyuga | Dec 2 2008, 10:01:49 AM Post #1 |
 
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Not 100% sure if this thread belongs in this forum so feel free to move it if need be. Anyway, It's December at last and so we all know what's coming. We're all spending time hunting down suitable gifts and writing cards to those relatives we haven't seen in god knows how long, as well as those ones who you doubt even exist at all. BUT, in this forum Christmas shopping is going to get interesting. (Because in this forum everything is made interesting. :laugh: ) So imagine suddenly on your shopping list you have all the characters from Clock Tower 3 and where you can find them for christmas. Alright, now before we all start stalking Chopper and I start stalking Jemima (Restrain yourselves!) I wanna ask you this... What would you get for everyone? The shopping list includes all the goodies and the baddies, it can be as funny or as crazy as you want. But I just would like to know what would appear under everyone's christmas trees if we had it our way. So here we go... Alyssa Hamilton - Ikki Tousen on DVD... I dunno why I just imagined her liking anime! :laugh: Nancy Hamilton - Perfume, what else do you get a mother? Or I could get her another necklace seeing as she gave her one to Alyssa. Philip Hamilton - A heavy bag, maybe he could use it to toughen himself up? :biggrin: Dick Hamilton - A new pipe! He looks like a man who appreciated the finer things in life. Dennis Owen - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone on DVD... Just so he can watch it and be like "That annoying boy with ginger hair... Why does it feel like Deja vu?" Linda Owen - Silent Hill for PSX, because I reckon she'd looooove the bit in the hospital. May Norton - An electric guitar, come on! It's more modern than a piano! Edward Norton - An anthology of Seigfried Sassoon, because I think War Poetry might appeal to him quite a lot. :laugh: Albert Rand - A dishwasher, I mean the poor guy works so hard to look after his mother, I imagine he'd find one really helpful. Dorothy Rand - Contact lenses, one of those ones that make your eyes look really pretty, ya know? Robert Morris (Sledgehammer) - Hammer House of Horrors on DVD... Somehow I can imagine he'd like it... John Haigh (Corroder) - A is for Acid on DVD, I get a very strong suspicion he'd love it... Mainly because it's about him. :laugh: Harold Powell (Chopper) - Battle Royale on DVD, I think he'd enjoy watching schoolgirls (And guys, why not) kill each other off, especially as there's the part where someone get's axed in the head! Look out! Ralph (Scissorman) - I'd give him my own pair of butterfly knives because I love him that much... :wub2: Jemima (Scissorwoman) - Well if I couldn't give her endless amounts of love letters and Lord Darcy Burroughs - I have the PERFECT present for him, a coffee mug that says "Boss" on it. Because he's the big bad one! I have a mug like that myself, and it's awesome... |
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| OtterVinn | Dec 2 2008, 02:47:53 PM Post #2 |
Hetalia - France = <3
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...I just died laughing. xD I think you summed up what I would give everyone... Though actually, I'd buy Alyssa expensive Adidas running shoes on her 14th Christmas, as well as running gear, and be like: "When you get back to school, you are going to run 40 laps around the track a night! Er... Just so you won't run slowly when your 15th birthday comes. Yeah... uh... where I come from, there's a superstition that if a girl can't run fast by her 15th birthday, she'll die by either hammer, acid, axe, scissor-blades, or magic-attacks. " Edited by OtterVinn, Dec 2 2008, 07:08:21 PM.
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ねえねえパパワインちょうだい, ねえねえまま, ねえねえまま, 昔に食べたボロネエゼの, あの味が忘れられないんだ! 丸かいて地球, 丸かいて地球, 丸かいて地球, 僕ヘタリア ああ、一筆で 見えるすばらしい世界 長靴で乾杯だ ヘタリア! | |
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| Han Hyuga | Dec 3 2008, 07:24:32 AM Post #3 |
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Lol, that's a good point! And I laughed, I can tell if I ever have kids I'm gonna be really protective of them because I'll be scared they'll get murdered brutally otherwise... "5 MORE LAPS!" "Daddy, we've been running all day!" "Well, when Sledgehammer breaks into your room and KILLS you don't say I didn't try and help!" "... Uhh... What?" |
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| Terragal | Dec 4 2008, 03:01:59 PM Post #4 |
 
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Hm, what would I buy these characters? Let us see what Santa Terragal has in her sack: Alyssa H: A change of clothes. Same goes for Jennifer, but this is the CT3 archive. Anyways, seriously, Alyssa needs more clothes. Dennis O: A Dennis the Menace T-shirt. And a dog called Gnasher. I am SO thinking outside of the box here, not. Ralph: ... a nice pair of Hair dressing scissors. He can cut ma hair any day! Jemmima: Dennis. We know she luffs him to pieces. (there is a pun in there, see?) Dick Hamilton: OMG, a cane or maybe even an urn. Chopper: Zipper Stripper Boots to finish off the bondage look. Sledgehammer: A Fisher Price' little mechanics work set complete with plastic hammer. Corroder: [edited] A trip to the ballet of Swan Lake where he participates as Siegfried... and some new curtains, the other ones are old and scuzzy. But only a little bit. Lord Burroghs: Plastic Surgery STRAIGHT OUT. Nancy: A new car, her other one got smashed up bad. May: A barbie doll and an X Box 360. Yeah that's all. Edited by Terragal, Dec 4 2008, 03:07:52 PM.
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 Zombie Effron... who woulda funk? THE BUNNIES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!... let's save the manga. | |
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| Lime | Dec 4 2008, 03:09:01 PM Post #5 |
eye dee kay
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ARE YOU OKAY? I have nothing. Han is totally the best giftgiver ever, though. |
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| Han Hyuga | Dec 4 2008, 05:05:03 PM Post #6 |
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OMG YES! That bit made me laugh as well. That and the way Takeshi get's up after taking like a whole clip of SMG rounds. Thank you, though! I only wish I could buy presents for everyone on this forum. :happy: |
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| Terragal | Dec 4 2008, 06:03:40 PM Post #7 |
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I changed my mind about Corroder... A DVD on 'How to Look Good Naked' presented by Gok Wan Immense mate :edward: :ctusascissorman: :gotts: |
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Zombie Effron... who woulda funk? THE BUNNIES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!... let's save the manga. | |
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| JBurroughs | Dec 4 2008, 09:21:21 PM Post #8 |
ALYSSA! I've become a Subordinate!
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Bwah, cool topic and great list! Alyssa Hamilton: I know scented candles are considered kind of a lame "cheater" present, but in her case, I think she could really use some of the lavender variety. She could strategically place them in her favorite hiding spots to avoid panic mode, and they'd last longer than the one-use-and-it's-gone lavender water. Dick Hamilton: A nice sweater and a pair of black leather gloves. Sledgehammer: A game of whack-a-mole. I'm sure a carnival or arcade has an old one they'd be willing to part with. Corroder: Since he's already got the Action Man (TM) figures, I guess I'll have to get him the cartoon on DVD. Chopper: A puppy. A hardy outdoorsy breed he can take into the forest with him. Then he won't feel so lonely and isolated. Ralph and Jemima: Matching cuddly teddy bears in harlequin outfits. |
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| Han Hyuga | Dec 5 2008, 07:36:17 AM Post #9 |
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LOL @ JBurroughs! Sledgehammer was pure genius, I can imagine his own modified version of one, it's called "Whack-a-May." |
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| 123lealea | Dec 5 2008, 04:56:11 PM Post #10 |
 
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Alyssa: A GUN! Much more effective then a bow! >8D Nancy: A nice pair of Dimond earrings, she seems the type to wear em when she's not about to get killed. Phillip: Survival knife. DICK GUNNA KILL YOU! KILL HIM FIRST! Dennis: A wand! Linda: Flowers! Cause I feel like freshing up the smelly hospital with roses! Dick: STRAWBERRY FILLING POPTARTS! 8D Sledgehammer: New overalls! :D Corroder: Money! So he'll leave me alone and NOT give me a acid bath! 8D Chopper: Ralph: BOXERS! BECAUSE THE THONG KILLS ME! >O< Jemima: Money to go shopping, be sexy while brutally killing is the way to go! XD Burroughs: A LIFE! And chocolate. William: A new locket with a picture of his daughter. May: KARATE LESSONS! Man with huge hammer coming at you, best to know how to defend. Albert: Money to help his mom. Dorothy: A doctor to help her eyes. ....These seem good enough. |
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| lonelymori | Dec 6 2008, 10:52:34 AM Post #11 |
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Hehe 83 that sound fun, and they seem their going to get a lot of gifts this year XD Hmmm lets see.. Alyssa: Bunny slippers. Nancy: Pearl necklaces. Phillip: Socks. Dennis: PS2 and some games along with it. Linda: one of those Foot Massage thing, she needs it, she works hard at the hospital deserve some rest >3<. Dick: Dark Chocolate. Sledgehammer: A bajama with cute little monkeys on it 8D! .. heh ^^: dont know thought it would be cute. Corroder: a rubber ducky <3 *For Enig XDDDD* Chopper: heheheee.. *put Leanne in the gift box* dont worry, made some holes so you can breath, and ships it away to Harold's house >X3 neyhahaha Ralph: oh O///o .. ermmm .///. well since Leanne will get him a boxer I will get him a pant perhaps? X3. Jemima: I wanna put Dennis inside the gift box and send him to her 8DDD..god she will hate me for this T.T ok ok, cute little lolita outfit. Burroughs: Mice trap thing. William: Something he can put his family picture in it, as Leanne say locket. Think it will be sweet =3. May: Extra lessons on Piano so she can improve her playing and win the competition =D Albert: Brand new tools so he can work proud on making these toys! XD Dorothy: Lovely sweater ^_^. Edited by lonelymori, Dec 7 2008, 05:20:06 AM.
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| Terragal | Dec 6 2008, 06:13:26 PM Post #12 |
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Okay I am RE-DOING mine... except for Sledgey, his was okay Alyssa: A cross bow and hair extensions... the hair does NOT suit her! Nancy: A Nancy Drew novel... no idea why. And the psychic power! Phillip: A katana. Why? Because he needs to fricking slaughter Dick! Dick: Ticket to the play Dick Whittington? (you british will know) Dennis: A life, nah not really... my sister. Linda: A robot to help her clean the hospital. Sledgey: A fisher price tool kit complete with yellow helmet and one of this big, rubber squeaky hammers you get at fairs and stuff. Corroder: 'How to Look Good Naked' on DVD by Gok Wan and Stilettos. Chopper: ME... :bricked: er, sorry, I meant a tattoo parlour. Ralph: A trip to Ann Summers and a special CD of 'you spin me right round baby right round'. Jemmima: Han Hyuga, of course! Burroghs: A mirror. May: A kitty! And some Tai Jutsu lessons!... oh, and a magic carpet and a roles royce. William: His life ;_; Albert: A helping hand, cos he works so hard! And a hug. He's so sweet! Dorothy: Warm clothes, a cook book, jewellry and help around the house. Yay I changed it! There you go, Han! Edited by Terragal, Dec 27 2008, 12:27:17 AM.
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Zombie Effron... who woulda funk? THE BUNNIES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!... let's save the manga. | |
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| Han Hyuga | Dec 6 2008, 06:34:58 PM Post #13 |
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Haha, you guys are all killing me! I think Terragal has made my favourite list though. No, not because I wanna jump out of a present at Jemima and smile like a donut! |
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| 123lealea | Dec 7 2008, 12:10:02 PM Post #14 |
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I might as well ship you to Ralph as well as the boxers! :danana: :D |
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| lonelymori | Dec 7 2008, 12:55:47 PM Post #15 |
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GAAAAAAAAAH O///o at least am shipping you with Nintendo and Pac-Man your shipping me with.. boxer and pants XD Lorenzo wont agree with this rofl |
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