Things a CT character will NEVER say

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Things a CT character will NEVER say
Topic Started: Mar 5 2009, 06:32:50 PM (876 Views)
Han Hyuga	Mar 5 2009, 06:32:50 PM Post #1
Posts: 936 Group: Detective Member #344 Joined: 11/17/08 Gender: Male ♂	Hey guys, just had a stupid thought to try and get the forums a tad more involving... It's kinda similar to the spoofs page but it's just for the one liners. I think the idea should be pretty apparant: come up with the funniest/stupidest/most out of place/character you could never imagine our beloved CT characters saying if you tied them to a chair and beat them with a stick. So, I'll get us started... Burroughs: I am the magic man, I come from down your way and I can plaaay! What can you play! Sledgehammer: Why does everyone insist on screaming at me? It is demeaning, demoralising and depressing... Is it something to do with my hair? Ralph: How dare you! Only my sister calls me "bitch!" Alyssa: What a c*nt.
	Many thanks to Mori for making this sig and avatar for me! <3


OtterVinn	Mar 5 2009, 06:45:42 PM Post #2
Hetalia - France = <3 Posts: 552 Group: Newspaper Reporter Member #324 Joined: 11/02/08 Gender: Female ♀	HAN. YOU HAVE RUINED ANY CHANCE OF ME GOING TO A DISCO AND BREAKING OUT SOME FUNKY MOVES TO 'MUSIC MAN'. D: I DON'T WANNA BE LORD PEDO! And of course Alyssa could say the C word! xDDD She is a ROODGIRL after all. ;P
	ねえねえパパワインちょうだい, ねえねえまま, ねえねえまま, 昔に食べたボロネエゼの, あの味が忘れられないんだ! 丸かいて地球, 丸かいて地球, 丸かいて地球, 僕ヘタリアああ、一筆で見えるすばらしい世界長靴で乾杯だヘタリア!


Han Hyuga	Mar 6 2009, 04:51:19 AM Post #3
Posts: 936 Group: Detective Member #344 Joined: 11/17/08 Gender: Male ♂	Haha, i'm so evil. :tongue: Well, if it's any consolation, just think of him pelvic thrusting while going "OO-AH Cantona, oo-ah Cantona!" ... Actually, no wait... :blink: And Alyssa is only a rudegirl in my fic!
	Many thanks to Mori for making this sig and avatar for me! <3


OtterVinn	Mar 6 2009, 11:25:42 AM Post #4
Hetalia - France = <3 Posts: 552 Group: Newspaper Reporter Member #324 Joined: 11/02/08 Gender: Female ♀	WELL YOUR FIC IS NOW CANON. >=B
	ねえねえパパワインちょうだい, ねえねえまま, ねえねえまま, 昔に食べたボロネエゼの, あの味が忘れられないんだ! 丸かいて地球, 丸かいて地球, 丸かいて地球, 僕ヘタリアああ、一筆で見えるすばらしい世界長靴で乾杯だヘタリア!


lonelymori	Mar 6 2009, 04:26:11 PM Post #5
Posts: 422 Group: Newspaper Reporter Member #323 Joined: 11/01/08 Gender: Female ♀	Han Hyuga Mar 5 2009, 06:32:50 PM Ralph: How dare you! Only my sister calls me "bitch!" Alyssa: What a cnt. dead* LOOOL This would sound fun actually XD ! Corroder: Happy Families.. always makes me smile <83 Sledgehammer: would you like me to bake you a cake Lea this is for you! XD rofl Chopper: My pants are not tight enough damn it Harold how tight you want them to be! Dark Gentleman: Are you interested in buying this house? "lol wth" ok enough! DX .. no wait! Jemima: lets play with dollies =3
	Don't be afraid, Alyssa....


123lealea	Mar 6 2009, 06:18:45 PM Post #6
Posts: 1,025 Group: Hospital Director Member #296 Joined: 08/12/08 Gender: Female ♀	Ralph: OH GOD MY LEGS ARE COLD! I NEED SOME PANTS AND FAST! Dennis: Screw you Alyssa! I'm going home. Dennis: beats up scissorman YOU TRYIN TO TAKE MAH WOMANS HEART? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! Alyssa: LETS HAUL SOME ASS!!!!!!! Bates: girly scream EWWWWWWWW BLOOD! Yu: FUCK THIS! I missed my shows! leaves Lotte: Girly scream Anne: I'LL SAVE YOU JENNIFER! SUPER ANNE! Rolla: I FUCKING HATE SHOWERS! AND I HATE YOU YOU LIL BRAT! dunks Bobby Simon: MARY! Quick! Kill the girls! Mary: But I want some daughters! D8> Anne: swimming happily La La Laaaaaaa~~~<3 Chopper: .....takes off pants and runs outside naked FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
	Sig by Mori!!!! (Best big sis ever!!!!) Set aside the call of silence, In the race of so long. Take me down, please can I feel you? My lil' bloodred ridin' hood.


Tofu	Mar 7 2009, 01:34:46 AM Post #7
Edgeworth's on the verge of Panicking Posts: 445 Group: Newspaper Reporter Member #213 Joined: 12/10/07	Shannon/Fujika: I don't want to kill Yuchan. I want to skip through fields of pretty pink flowers! :D Chopper: FOR PONY! Alyssa: (to May and the Rands) Screw you guys, I'm going home. Ralph/Rudy: ATTENTION ROODERS! My hair will huff, and my hair will puff, and it will water your rhotodendrons! Jennifer: DAN, FORGET THE SCISSORMAN THING AND (child-unfriendly content) ME WITH (child-unfriendly content) ON A (child-unfriendly content)! Jemima/Janis: This game is just too violent! WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?! D8
	The Reasons Clock Tower And Resident Evil Can't Be Crossed Over: 1. Alyssa would pwn all the zombies. 2. Bobby would probably kill someone. It's his job. 3. Jennifer would solve the puzzles in minutes. AND 4. Bates owns Wesker and that is that. "I see number four as a perfectly good reason to make a crossover!"-Me "Give me back my cow!" -My sister, upon having to chase me around the house to get back her stuffed plush... of a sheep. XD;;;


JBurroughs	Mar 7 2009, 01:14:01 PM Post #8
ALYSSA! I've become a Subordinate! Posts: 404 Group: Newspaper Reporter Member #28 Joined: 12/17/06 Gender: Female ♀	Masaharu: Cannonball! Look out below! * Harris: Oh, er, I'm really sorry, Jennifer, but I've got other plans this Friday. I've got to wash my hair before I go out of the country, and then Dr. Barton assigned me a, um, really long essay. Yeah. * Anne: You're wondering what kind of person Mr. Burroughs is? Jennifer: Yeah. Anne: Me, too! I was thinking maybe he had a daughter before us and plotted to drink her blood on her fifteenth birthday so he could gain immortality, only to be thrwarted when she died in a carriage accident days before his sinister plan was to take effect, so he was looking for a new host to inhabit so he could hunt down another girl and complete the ritual. Lotte: Now who's being morbid and paranoid? That would never happen! *** Helen: My computer crashed. That's the last time I let it drive!



123lealea	Mar 7 2009, 02:13:20 PM Post #9
Posts: 1,025 Group: Hospital Director Member #296 Joined: 08/12/08 Gender: Female ♀	JBurroughs Mar 7 2009, 01:14:01 PM Helen: My computer crashed. That's the last time I let it drive! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XDDDDDD Danny: Well what do you expect Helen? You should have at least waited a few more years until it would have been ready to drive!
	Sig by Mori!!!! (Best big sis ever!!!!) Set aside the call of silence, In the race of so long. Take me down, please can I feel you? My lil' bloodred ridin' hood.


The Scissorman Cometh	Mar 7 2009, 08:40:19 PM Post #10
Posts: 178 Group: Granite Orphan Member #275 Joined: 06/12/08 Gender: Female ♀	Jennifer: Bobby! GIMME A HUG! :D Ralph: Jemima, I'm going out a for a bit. I need to get some new pants. Anne: I just swam forty laps! Bates: FLOWERS AND UNICORNS AND PUPPIES AND COTTON CANDY ARE ALL THINGS THAT MAKE ME SMILE. 8D Jemima: WHO WANTS PANCAKES? :3



lonelymori	Mar 8 2009, 08:05:53 AM Post #11
Posts: 422 Group: Newspaper Reporter Member #323 Joined: 11/01/08 Gender: Female ♀	AHAHAHAHA X''D god, I love you for starting this topic. ROFL this is getting seriously random and funny. Simon Barrows: Even if I was starving to death, I wont eat meat! ... am a vegetarian. Dan: Oh! well hello little girl :3 want to jump on my big belly? Jennifer: SURE! 8D Dan: ahohoho that is ticklish ok that was stupid XD lol Helen: Professor Barton, hypnotize Jennifer more so we get to know more about the Clock Tower Murders. Professor Baron: but she looks tired all ready.. Helen: She is nothing but a research, don't let your feelings interrupt our work.
	Don't be afraid, Alyssa....


Han Hyuga	Mar 8 2009, 11:28:18 AM Post #12
Posts: 936 Group: Detective Member #344 Joined: 11/17/08 Gender: Male ♂	Wow, glad I started this topic! This is getting pretty awesome... I got some more... Simon: Will advance plots for food. :simon: -- Bobby: Alysssssssaaaaaaaaa! Sledgehammer: Lolwhut? -- Ralph: Fuck! I can't wait to put this on my myspace! -- Ralph: Hey Rob, do you want to play hangman? Sledgy: Shut up, that's not even funny. Ralph: Cheesy jokes ftw.
	Many thanks to Mori for making this sig and avatar for me! <3


JBurroughs	Mar 8 2009, 09:58:12 PM Post #13
ALYSSA! I've become a Subordinate! Posts: 404 Group: Newspaper Reporter Member #28 Joined: 12/17/06 Gender: Female ♀	Ghosthead: (On telephone) I'm going to kill you... Rolla: (On the armory telephone) Do I know you, sir? Ghosthead: (On telephone) I think I have the wrong number. * Bobby: Sure, mom! I'd love to tidy up my room! Would you like me to clean out the refrigerator while I'm at it? * Lotte: Jennifer... the switches in the clock tower... Jennifer: What?! Will they return time to its normal flow and release us from this hellish prison? Lotte: No, I just wanted to remind you to set it forward for Daylight Savings Time... dies "123lealea" Danny: Well what do you expect Helen? You should have at least waited a few more years until it would have been ready to drive! Yeah, really! What's the legal driving age for computers in Norway, anyway?



Han Hyuga	Mar 10 2009, 06:05:20 AM Post #14
Posts: 936 Group: Detective Member #344 Joined: 11/17/08 Gender: Male ♂	Sledgy: I'm a smurf!
	Many thanks to Mori for making this sig and avatar for me! <3


123lealea	Mar 10 2009, 06:30:07 AM Post #15
Posts: 1,025 Group: Hospital Director Member #296 Joined: 08/12/08 Gender: Female ♀	JBurroughs Mar 8 2009, 09:58:12 PM "123lealea" Danny: Well what do you expect Helen? You should have at least waited a few more years until it would have been ready to drive! Yeah, really! What's the legal driving age for computers in Norway, anyway? Danny: ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!111
	Sig by Mori!!!! (Best big sis ever!!!!) Set aside the call of silence, In the race of so long. Take me down, please can I feel you? My lil' bloodred ridin' hood.


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