Viewing Single Post From: Only In The Movies

Viewing Single Post From: Only In The Movies
Phoenix	Oct 1 2007, 06:14 PM
Superemely Decadent Outlaw Superhero Posts: 8,876 Group: Admin Member #4 Joined: August 19, 2007	Every time some guy walks into a bar, usually the hero, he gets into a fight. Usually right under a BUDWEISER sign ( "product placement"). Likelihood of fight increases if country music is playing in the background. Movie heroes in a bar will either order strong alcoholic drinks and swallow them down like iced tea or will ask for milk. The latter will always provoke sarcastic remarks and a fight will ensue. When men drink whiskey, it is always in a shot glass, and they always drink it in one gulp. If they are wimps, they will gasp for air, then have a coughing fit. If they are macho, they will wince briefly, flashing clenched teeth. A cup of black coffee/splash of cold water in face is enough to render the most inebriated person stone cold sober in a split second (see several thousand westerns, and "Peter's Friends.")


Only In The Movies · Entertaindom