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| Ninja Boi | Jan 15 2008, 04:40 PM |
The Lego Master
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"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"... Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia. *************************************** "Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?" Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips *************************************** Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!: "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" *************************************** (To the tune of Craig David - Rewind): "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER" *************************************** To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song): "If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next" **************************************** West brom sang: the premier league is upside down the premier league is upside down we'r up the top chelsea bottom the premier league is upside down then a few seconds later champions...............champions.............champions *************************************** He's here, he's there We're not allowed to swear Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf" Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song. ************************************** A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome..... *in style of Chim-Chiminey* "Tim timminy Tim timminy Tim Tim Tirooo We've got Tim Howard and he says F*CK YOU!! *************************************** In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match.. He's red, He's sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad *************************************** Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St Andrews... Theres only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, He used to be sh**e, But now hes alright, Walking in a Heskey wonderland *************************************** Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency cover... He's bald, He's sh*t, He gets a game when no-one's fit, Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan! *************************************** To the tune of Rebel Rebel Neville Neville, you play in defence, Neville Neville, your play is immense, Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of your dad **************************************** Don't blame it on the Biscan, Don't blame it on the Hamann, Don't blame it on the Finnan, Blame it on Traore, He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. ***************************************** . Do Do Do Pascal Chimbonda Do Do Do Pascal Chimbonda Do Do Do Pascal Chimbonda ****************************************** Park Park wherever you may be You eat dogs in your home country It could be worse You could be scouse They eat rats in there council house ***************************************** . He's big He's red His Feet stick out the Bed Its Peter Crouch, Its Peter Crouch :laughter :laughter |
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