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That's Zamora (nominated by Colin Dyer)
'When you're sat in Row Z, and the ball hits your head...that's Zamora!'

Sign On (nominated by Richard Bishop) Sung to Liverpool fans to the tume of 'You'll Never Walk Alone' by the opposition...
'Sign on, sign on,
With a pen in your hand,
Cause you'll never get a job...'

You Are My Solskjaer (nominated by Tony Crane)
'You are my Solskjaer, my Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy, when skies are grey,
And Alan Shearer, was f**king dearer, oh please don’t take my Solskjaer away...'

Stand Up: An Alternative (nominated by Jamie Pover) Manchester City fans were told this year that they could not stand up when we travelled to Middlesbrough, hence the following song...
'Stand up, cos they said sit down,
Stand up, cos they said sit down.'

Heskey Wonderland (nominated by Marc S Duffy)
'There's only one...Emile Heskey,
One...Emile Heskey,
He used to be shite, but now he's alright,
Walking in a Heskey wonderland.'

Ode To The Roonster (nominated by Graeme Souter)
'He can only score in a brothel,
Score in a brothel...'
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