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Only In The Movies
Topic Started: Oct 1 2007, 01:21 PM (144 Views)
Phoenix
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doesn't everyone :laugh3

We know movie lore so well we could All write a film :yay :cocktail
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Mrs. Artois
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Now there's an idea :D

"Queerdom The Movie"
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Phoenix
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Oh wow a vision from some very warped minds ,I can see it now

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Wolverine
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OK, who's writing the screen play???? :lol:
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Phoenix
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It should definately be a joint effort from Queerdom Productions ,we could always use our extensive knowledge of Movie Lore from this thread & add it to the Queerdom story & film the epic saga .... :idea
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Mrs. Artois
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*Off to get some ideas from Jezza Kyle and Judge Judy as they are well known film producers*
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Phoenix
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Well none of us have announced the screen play as yet .....

So back to Movie Cliches


Debris That Traps People Will Always Fall Very Specifically Over Someone's Legs


If you decide to launch into song there will always be backing music available

Anybody eating chinese food always eats it out of the box with chopsticks.

If some old wino witnesses some sort of unbelievable event (aliens landing, Monsters eating people...), there are two possibilities. He either looks at the paper-wrapped bottle with a view of disgust, throws it away and starts a new life or he takes a deep breath and then slowly walks the other direction.

If you´re getting kicked into the face, there´s no real problem with that. Regardless how hard you´ve been kicked, you will stay unconcious for the maximum of five minutes. Then, after saying "Ouch!", you´ll be able to get on your feet again and rescue the world. You don´t have broken cheek bones or jaw fractures, of course. And there´s not even the slightest lump to be seen.


Male teenagers who are new to town always suffer from the "New Kid Syndrom", which means that nobody likes them, unless they make some new odd friend. This new friend most likely is one of three types; 1)Another underdog kid with odd abilities and odd habits. 2) An old guy who teaches some kind of weird martial arts voodoo. 3) Some crazy animal like worn-out race horses, unbelievable clever dogs, dolphins, Orcas, Wolfes or wild cats. By this, they usually get the attention of the hottest girl at school, whose
boyfriend is anything other than happy about that. They normally start a fight at one point, the animal gets hurt (poor thing), the girl slaps her former boyfriend, kisses the new kid, all are happy, the end.


No matter how mysterious she is, no matter what she's said, no matter where she's from, you will always be willing to fight to the death to save the life of a woman you met 5 seconds ago.


Makeup in movies is mixed with a secret sticking solution, so it is incapable of becoming smudged or being rubbed off unless streaming mascara is needed for dramatic impact.





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Temerity
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:laughter :laughter :laughter

These movie facts are so true....Did anyone ever get round to writing "Queerdom the movie" someone aught to :clap :brill
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Mercurio
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:laughter :laughter :brill thread :tiphat
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Sandra Dee
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:omg I LOVE movies these are soooooo true :pop
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