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nay7672	Dec 14 2006, 10:40 AM
Unregistered	[size=7]Speculation & Discussion Thread #151 replyPosted: Dec 14 @ 08:15 AM by: nay7672 (790 Posts in the last 90 days) Registered: Feb 20, 2006 The Original Grey’s Anatomy 12-Step Program-which deals with what we call “powerlessness” over Shonda “sneaky pants” Rhimes. The only requirement for membership is an unhealthy obsession with the show-which causes work to not get done, laundry to pile up, dishes to not get washed, kids getting out to bed an hour early on Thursdays, doors to be locked & phones to be unplugged on Thursdays, other people living in your house (that you couldn’t put to bed an hour early) to not be allowed to speak, eat loudly, pop popcorn or even breathe (except during commercials) on Thursday nights. One of the most widely recognized characteristics of 12-step groups are members admitting that they have a problem (Yeah-Right!) In the spirit, members open their addresses to the group along the lines of “Hello, my name is Renee, I am a Grey’s Addict” All 12-Step programs follow similar versions of the 12 steps. Members meet regularly (every day, all day) to discuss meet regularly to share their experience, strength & hope (speculate & discuss) If you want what we have to offer and are willing to make the ffort to get it, you are ready to take certain steps, Here’s what made our group possible. The 12-Steps as defined by the Grey’s Girls 1. We admitted we were powerless over Shonda “sneaky pants” Rhimes, and that she has caused our lives to become unmanageable. 2. We came to believe that Shonda & her writers could restore us to sanity (or drive us completely insane) 3. We made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to care of Shonda & her writers. 4. We made a searching & fearless moral inventory of Mer, Der, Cris, Burke, George, Callie, Izzie, Alex, Mark & Addi. 5. We admitted to NO ONE the exact nature of Mer or Der’s wrongs. 6. We were entirely ready to have Mer & Der together (or for a new clip!) 7. We humbly asked Shonda to let Mer & Der do the bendy thing in all places…exam rooms, showers, on-call rooms, bathtubs…. 8. We made a list of all persons that came between Mer & Der & became willing to injure them all. 9. We made direct threats to the characters by killing them all off the show (except Mer) 10. Continued to Speculate & Discuss & when we were wrong we NEVER admitted it. 11. Sought through Speculate & Discussion to improve our conscious contact with Shonda and the writers to try to figure out WHO is going to die, who is getting married & when will we get to actually SEE the bendy thing. 12. Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, we try to carry the message to other Grey’s Girls still suffering through this hiatus, and hope to see Mer & Der doing the bendy thing in all places in their life. Closing Prayer……God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change (Shonda “sneaky pants” Rhimes), the courage to change the things I can (nothing-No-Thing) and the wisdom to know the difference (sure!) Link to the last thread http://o.forums.go.com/abc/primetime/greys...58&forumStart=0 [/size][/COLOR]
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