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Casting Scoops: 'Reaper,' Grey's Anatomy,' Supernatural,' 'Big Bang Theory,' and More!- November 24, 2008
Friday I brought you news of Jennifer Westfeldt's stint on Grey's Anatomy as a patient. Now I can tell you the show is looking to cast another sicko in a four-ep arc that might just be related to next year's big Grey's/Private Practice crossover. So, call your agents, struggling Caucasian male actors in your mid-30s.
http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2008/11/casting-scoops.html




Episode 5.12 - Sympathy for the Devil - Casting Call
[CHUCK]
Male, Caucasian, late 30's to early 50's, comedic. MUST BE 5'4" OR SHORTER. He is a wealthy business man. GUEST STAR

[GARY]
Male, Caucasian, mid 30's to late 40's. MUST BE 6'0" OR TALLER. He is the smart, sweet, put upon brother to CHUCK. GUEST STAR
http://spoilertv-greysanatomy.blogspot.com/2008/10/episode-512-sympathy-for-devil-casting.html





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Gary - Scene 1

INT. ER – MORNING

Dr. Smith’s with Chuck Ruben, 40's, short, businessman, in a wheelchair and in severe pain, but trying to hide it. With him, is his taller, worried brother, Gary.

Dr. Smith: I’m Dr. Smith. What’s the problem?

Chuck: (clenched teeth) I am short.

Gary: Chuck.

Chuck: And I have a little infection from a little surgery I had --

Gary: In HONG KONG. My crazy ass brother went and got crazy ass elective surgery in HONG KONG. Who does that?

Chuck: SHORT PEOPLE. DESPERATE SHORT PEOPLE. I got my legs lengthened. I couldn’t find a surgeon who would do it here.

Gary: You couldn’t find a doctor in the entire COUNTRY OF AMERICA who thought it was a good idea. Think maybe that should’ve told you something? (to Dr. Smith) It’s barbaric. They broke his legs, they hooked him up to some deieval torture device --

Dr. Smith: Yeah, its’s a very controversial procedure. (to Chuck) You must be in a great deal of pain, sir. Can I take a look?

As Dr. Smith gently lifts Chuck’s pant legs to REVEAL ......

Chuck: Hey, no pain, no gain, right?

A TORTUROUS LOOKING METAL DEVICE pulling apart his leg bones through HUGE, INFECTED, GAPING HOLES in his legs. We can see down to raw baone. Gary and Dr. Smith look horrified.

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Gary - Scene 2

INT. HOSPITAL – CHUCK’S POST - OP ROOM – DAY

Dr. Smith’s checks Chuck’s post-op stats. Gary’s there, by his side. Chuck’s just waking up.

Dr. Smith: How are you feeling, Mr. Ruben?

Chuck: My legs hurt ..... how’d it go?

Dr. Smith: Very well. You only lost abut a quarter inch of bone.

Gary: That’s great! Only a quarter inch, no big deal, right?

Chuck glares at Gary. Glares at all of them.

Chuck: I’m under 5'3" now. I am 5'2" AND THREE QUARTERS. But maybe I can just squeeze over the height requirement at the amusement park. No big deal.

Gary’s had enough, throws up his hands in frustration.

Gary: Okay, you know what? Yeah. You’re short. You’re a little, little man. Get over it.

Chuck: It’s ruined my life.

Gary: It’s ruined your.... you know why I never played varsity basketball?

Chuck: You didn’t make the team.

Gary: I didn’t try out for the team. I didn’t want to make you feel bad for being too short to play.

Chuck: Well..... that’s stupid.

Gary: Even now, if I have a bad day? I can’t ell my own brother about it because maybe you had a bad day AND YOU’RE SHORT! Can’t complain about my crappy job because you hate your job AND YOU’RE SHORT! I couldn’t even be depressed about Lori leaving me because you don’t have a girlfriend AND YOU’RE SHORT! And by the way, the reason you don’t have a girlfriend isn’t because you’re short, it’s because ALL YOU DO IS TALK ABOUT BEING SHORT!!!

Chuck and Dr. Smith stare at Gary, stunned by the level of bitterness.

Chuck: I’m losing my hair too.

Gary: No one knows how short your are except for you, dude. No one cares.

Beat. Chuck finally looks up at his bother, realizing.

Chuck: I’m an ass, aren’t I?

Gary: Yeah. And you’re short.

Off the two brother, being able to smile about ti for the first time.....


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ND Surgeon #1 - Scene 1

INT. OTHER HOSPITAL – O.R. – DAY

Dr. Smith and Dr. Tomson harvest the patient’s liver. All around them, the other Surgeons wait to evaluate the other organs.

ND Surgeon #1: Come on, Tomson. You’re hogging the harvest.

Dr. Tomson: I will be done when I’m done, gentlemen ... And the liver’s good. Dr. Smith hold this medical.




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Edited by oncetherewasaway, Jan 9 2009, 07:26 PM.
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